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Before I had a camera cell phone I had to be content with just telling stories about the funny signs I see on occasion.

Now that I have one I can post grainy pictures of the signs on my weblog!

It's called progress.

Have a look at the following sign. Notice anything, strange? Weird? Different?

Let's see what happens when we zoom in.

The picture is warning you that smoking may be dangerous to the lungs, hearts and pregnancies of the men around you.

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While we're on the topic of the biologically impossible, one of the first links I ever had up on this weblog, three years ago, was this page on Dr. Lee Mingwei, the first documented male pregnancy. I had come upon the site while Google searching my own name and there were lots of questions as to whether or not the site was legit.

Well, seeing as how now, three years later, he still appears to be quite pregnant, I'm thinking it's safe to say it's a hoax.

Either that or pregnant men give birth to toddlers.

That would finally shut women up about the whole childbirth thing, wouldn't it?