The
Internet's a funny thing sometimes.
Here
I am, whiling away the afternoon watching the Bills blow yet another
football game, when I stumble on a link to the white house homepage
where I find a speech recently given by President Bush.
I am
then reminded of why the homepage's URL is "whitehouse.gov"...
it seems that "whitehouse.com" is a porn site.
Which
intrigues me even further and I find myself wondering what our Canadian
equivalent is.
When
I go to look up 24sussex.ca, no page comes up and I briefly get
excited . Could it be that this prime piece of e-real estate is
still up for grabs?
Unfortunately,
it isn't. When I try to register the name for myself it says it
is not available, but it does give me a list of alternate, similar,
names that are available.
Have
a look:

Not
only is 24rmt.com available (which is almost identical to 24sussex.ca)
but guess what is available?
mixtape24.com!
And
so, because it's Sunday and I'm procrastinating from writing, and
in the spirit of this Internet-stream-of- consciousness-surfing,
I've gone and done up a mix tape for the Prime Minister. You can
listen to it on Radio Donkey for the next week or so and, for posterity,
here's the track list:
The
Show Must Go On - Don't give up yet, Paulie!
Been Caught Stealing - Um, can we laugh about this
yet? Too soon?
Charmless Man - It is what you've already become
or what lies ahead?
Don't
Get Your Back Up - Some good advice, Paulie, from one of
Canada's sweetest starlets.
Get It While You Can - Some good advice from a
dead drug addict.
It
Wasn't Me - Advice it seems you have already taken.
Steven's
Last Night in Town - Mispelled "Steven" maybe?
I put this one on there because I bet you like to sing it!
Political
- Why is everything between you and me so political?
A
Little Less Conversation - People like the issues, Paulie.
You can only run a government focused on government for so long...
O
Canada - Let's remember what all this is about!
Hope
you like the mix tape Paul!
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