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But we could not eat the bananas. We were merely the banana keepers, the ones who sheltered the bananas until the ships were ready for them. We cared for the bananas, nurtured them, treated them as if they would one day be our own to consume. ---------- My mother said to me once, "Boy, if you can't keep your undershorts clean then make sure when you go off and die you go where no-one will find you." I know we've all heard similar warnings from our mothers. ---------- I am a classically trained fig who responds well to poetry that almost rhymes. My favourite animal is the Giant Raccoon although a good dead pigeon comes a close second. If you would like to learn more about me, please visit my About Me page by clicking here. No... wait... I've got it... not there. |
